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HZH Hash #240 — Make the Hash Great Again: Land Before Time

Are you tired of reading the news? Embarrassed to have an orange in the White House? We are too! Join Box Opener and Just Jenny as they co-hare the second annual Fourth of July Hash. Utah! In this special edition of the Hash, two of your favorite Americans will take you back in time to celebrate the United States’s birthday in the ~cool caves~ of Lingshan. After escaping the heat inside the caves (optional), they’ll take you for a Hash with everything you never knew you needed. Maybe you’ll even see a dinosaur?! 🦕

Meetup Point: 西湖国家森林公园灵山风景区(copy and paste for Didi)

Meet in the parking lot at the bottom of the hill. This point is the same for ALL Hashers regardless of whether or not they are joining for the caves.

Date: Saturday, July 4, 2020 (Independence Day! Utah!)

Time: 12:45PM meet for Lingshan Caves (optional); 3:15PM (chalk talk); 3:30PM (Hash)

Cost: 20 RMB (60 RMB for the Lingshan caves–this cost is IN ADDITION TO the 20 RMB and paid by individual)

Getting there: Lingshan is in Hangzhou (somewhere), but there are no metro stations close to the meetup point. We recommend taking a bus or Didi (carpooling!) and planning ahead to avoid traffic.

Note: For those going to the caves: each individual MUST have a valid form of ID (身份证 or passport), mask, and Hangzhou green code for entry. There WILL be a place to leave your bags before we rejoin the rest of the group for the Hash. If you do not arrive by 12:45, we WILL leave without you!

Note: For ALL Hashers: this will be an A-B walk/run (carry your bags!)

Dress code: EVERY hasher must wear at least ONE article of red, blue, and/or white clothing! Dress code will be strictly enforced with down-downs.

Haberdashery: There are only TWO DAYS left to place an order for a tank top with or without your Hash name on it. Contact Box Opener or Purple Pill by midnight on Thursday, July 2 to place your order!

We’re always looking for Hares! Contact Box Opener or Purple Pill if you’re interested.

HASH #241-HZH3

Hash is going to Gongshu District??!?? It’s a Full Moon City Hash! Bring a head lamp, light and/or torch! 🔦

Hash Hares: Just Heather and Just Stephanie

Meetup Point: 庆隆河桥 拱墅区 (Qinglong Heqiao, Gongshu)

Date: Monday, July 20, 2020

Time: 6:45PM (arrival); 7PM (chalk talk)

Note: This will be an A-B walk/run (carry your bags!)

Haberdashery: Hash tank tops are ready for pickup! Come get them at the Hash

Cost: 20 RMB (including snacks and drinks)

We’re looking for Hares. Contact @Box Opener or @Purple Pill if you’re interested!

HASH #242-HZH3

Hash is going to the water park! Bring a swimsuit and a towel as post-Hash for the ON-ON, we’ll get wet to cool off!

Hash Hares: Just Anja and Purple Pill

Meetup Point: 森波水乐园 湘湖旅游景区湘湖路1515号 (Senbo Water Park, Xianghu Road 1515, Xiaoshan)

Date: Saturday , August 1, 2020

Time: 10:15 AM (arrival); 10:30 AM (chalk talk)

Note: This will be an A-A walk/run (there will be a place for your bags!) There are also changing rooms and lockers within the park.

Haberdashery: Hash tank tops are ready for pickup–come get them at the Hash! We also still have socks for sale for 40RMB/pair!

Hash Cash: 20 RMB (including snacks and drinks)

Senbo Water Park Cost: One adult ticket is 238RMB (according to Dianping). Let us know below if you’re joining so we can plan accordingly!

We’re looking for Hares. Contact @Box Opener or @Purple Pill if you’re interested!

Do you like to sing on or off key? Do you like leading people in musical numbers? Do you like your singing with random swear words in lots of languages? We got a spot for you! Hangzhou hash needs a Song Master..let Purple Pill or Box Opener know if you’re interested!

HASH #243-HZH3

Hash is heading downtown for some exploring near West Lake!

Hash Hares: Pa Pa Pa and Just Eva

Meetup Point: 黄龙洞 (西湖区 黄龙商圈曙光路69号)

Date: Saturday, August 8, 2020

Time: 2:15 PM (arrival); 2:30PM (chalk talk)

Note: This will be an A-A walk/run (there will be a place for your bags!)

Haberdashery: Hash tank tops are ready for pickup–come get them at the Hash! We also still have socks for sale for 40RMB/pair!

Hash Cash: 20 RMB (including snacks and drinks)

We’re looking for Hares for this fall. Contact @Box Opener or @Purple Pill if you’re interested!

HZH Hash #244-HZH3

We’re back next weekend for a BIRTHDAY HASH! Join Box Opener and Sergeant Jockstrap as they celebrate their SAME birthday two days early in Liangzhu:

Meetup Point: 星巴克良渚文化村店/Xingbake Liangzhu Wenhuacundian (We’ll meet at the food court here with Starbucks as an easy landmark)

Date: Saturday, August 22, 2020

Time: 3:15PM (chalk talk); 3:30PM (Hash). Note the later start time to account for the recent extreme heat.

Hash Cash: 20 RMB

Getting there: Take Line 2 (orange) to it’s northwesternmost end point (Liangzhu). From there, bike, Didi, or walk the remaining two kilometers to the starting point.

Note: this will be an A-A walk/run. No need to carry your bags!

Haberdashery: We have quite a few shirts ready for pickup! Come and get them at the Hash!

We’re always looking for Hares! Contact Box Opener or Purple Pill if you’re interested.

HASH #245-HZH3LIVE Threesome Hash

Ever wanted to be part of a LIVE threesome? Now’s your chance! We promise that this threesome hash will be the best Hash ever with the best beer stop in all history. It will be a LIVE hash so you better watch out because your Hares will not know—nor will they care—if you fall into the valley. For this Hash, we’ll be meeting in Longwu China Tea Town, a virgin place heretofore untouched by the likes of Hangzhou Hashers.

Meetup Point: 龙坞茶村上城埭路茶村1号（周末风餐厅）/ Zhou Mo Feng Restaurant, #1 Tea Village, Shangchengdaicun, Longwu Tea Village

Date: Saturday, September 5, 2020

Time: 2:00PM (chalk talk); 2:15PM (Hash)

Hash Cash: 20 RMB

Getting there: Search for上城埭 (Shangchengdai) bus station, which is connected to Metro Line 4 via bus transfer. If you’re planning to arrive by public transportation, plan ahead; it takes a while to get there. For a more direct route, take a taxi or Didi. ­

Note: this will be an A-A walk/run. Bags can be stored at the restaurant.

Haberdashery: We have quite a few shirts ready for pickup! Come and get them at the Hash

We’re always looking for Hares! Contact Box Opener or Purple Pill if you’re interested.

HASH #246-HZH3

Hangzhou Hash is heading up north to Gongshu with Doggie Style and a virgin Hare! Join us this Saturday for yet another afternoon of debauchery

Meetup Point: 虎山公园（杭州市拱墅区虎山路金广济路) Hushan Gongyuan

Date: Saturday, September 26, 2020

Time: 2:00PM (chalk talk); 2:15PM (Hash)

Hares: Doggie Style and Just Kelsey

Hash Cash: 20 RMB

Note: this will be an A-A walk/run. Bags can be stored while we’re out!

We’re always looking for Hares! Contact Box Opener or Purple Pill if you’re interested.

If you’re interested in joining, please add Box Opener/Matt on WeChat by searching for 15168462744.

Hares: Rocketman and The Shitting Dutchman

HASH #247-HZH3

Full Moon Hash at QCC (Qianjiang Century City). Bring anything that can glimmer, glow, glint, or glare. We hashers are going to light up the night. LIVE Hash. Glimmer sticks will will distributed on site.

Meetup Point: 奉天东里 Fengtiandongli Restaurant（萧山区钱江世纪城公园A7-1)
A7-1, Qianjiang Century City Park, Xiaoshan

地铁2号线，钱江世纪城站B出口
Walk 200 meters from Line 2 exit B.

Date: Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Time: 6:00PM (chalk talk and gear up, Hares start); 6:20PM (Hash starts)

Hares: Rocketman and The Shitting Dutchman

Hash Cash: 20 RMB

Note: this will be an A-A walk/run. Bags can be stored while we’re out!

We’re always looking for Hares! Contact Box Opener or Purple Pill if you’re interested.

Interested in joining? Contact Box Opener/Matt by searching 15168462744 on WeChat.

This event is a highlight of the Drunken Dragon Hash, with two awesome Hares: FFB, who is hareing this run for the third time, and the equally experienced Power Bottom.

The Hash will be on Changxing Island (well within the Shanghai boundary) where you will have a rare chance to run through Mandarin Groves. Then there will be a circle with copious quantities of ice cold Tsingtao beer followed by a bash at a farmer style restaurant where the owners and chefs will be looking forward to our hash’s return.

Meeting Point: The Portman Hotel (West Nanjing Road) at 1PM for a prompt 1:15PM bus departure.

To secure your seat, please forward your early bird payment to Forest Dump via WeChat pay (150RMB men; 120RMB females). Registrations after 1PM on October 10 will cost an extra 20RMB.